Diary of a hopeless romantic

I CAN FUCKING NOT! 💀💀💀

“The time of hot chocolaty mornings and toasty marshmallow evenings.”
Pooh’s Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs

themummersfolly:

the-real-numbers-deactivated202:
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

raphmike:

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

setheverman:

setheverman:
i feel like i just had an encounter with jesus
wait why didn’t he just insert the sad emoji

bigzubeblanket:

jaybug-jimmies:
dookiediamonds:
enecoo:
idrawsmutinmysparetime:
enecoo:
zomagham:
enecoo:
sableyezer:
enecoo:
its-peeps:
enecoo:
glitchytripod:
erikandcharlesarebi:
enecoo:
enecoo:
I have no idea what the story of this anime is, and it’s pretty obvious who the protag is, but I’m gonna add character to the girls to the left with no face
introducing these two background characters in this slice of life romantic comedy/drama - they love each other a lot, and the girl to the left is grumpy because her girlfriend to the right forgot to give her her good morning kiss.
taller girl on the right is oblivious because she was so excited when they got up because she’s treating her girlfriend to a surprise date at the amusement park that she forgot to give her a good morning kiss. they’ll have their first smooch of the day at the very top of the ferris wheel 💋
the guy to the right of the protag (with the glasses) is a simple office worker who loves his family very very much and cannot wait to get back home to his children
The guy on the far left is wanting to get home to make dinner. He lives alone, but he promised his kitten they would have some grilled fish as a treat! He loves her very much.
The tall one behind the two girls just got back from a job interview. He didn’t get the job but he’s confidant he’ll get the next one. He needs to provide for his son and two daughters after all.
Person to the left of the pink hair girl is a retired hit-man struggling to adjust to a normal life but hes recently found a woman that works at a cafe down the street from his new job and things seem to be going well.
the man on the far far right is anxious as it’s his and his boyfriend first date aniversary and that’s the longest he lasted in a relationship, he is confident that this one will last tho
This is so pure.
Everyone is the protagonist of their own story.
Everyone is the protagonist of their own story.

reverend-spines:

captain-forehead:
the-sunshine-cult:
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
blackness-by-your-side:

this 👆🏾
Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.
And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”
This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

fromsiberia:

space-kitto-supreme:
swirling-orbs-of-disorder:
alexandriad:
woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery
From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.
Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled? 🤷‍♂️
tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS
Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

pesky-plumbers:

grawly:
pesky-plumbers:
tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:
pesky-plumbers:
unyielding–justice:
pesky-plumbers:
graffyn-guy:
pesky-plumbers:
treaclethetortoise:
pesky-plumbers:
graffyn-guy:
The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy?
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
The Moon landing was faked
Major words in Mario games have never used a G
please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible
What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers
@pesky-plumbers
what about the F from Mario Golf?
y in mario party
this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing
your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu
there was a g in this one too tho

Hi, I'm Anika, a small potato wandering in an infinitely beautiful galaxy. UT Austin '19. 🇧🇩